I appreciate people who are up front. Some of my best friends are total liars and thieves, but they made sure to warn me about this when we first met. Now I just chain my stuff down before they come over and we're all good, or if I need to know if I look cute in an outfit I just hook them up to a polygraph test. Friendship takes work.
This kid wanted to give the world a fair warning that he does dumb stuff by wearing this novelty t-shirt. You hear that, ladies? Get in line. He's got the total bad boy vibe going on. It turns out this guy was telling the truth. He does dumb stuff like break his entire hand. Now I'm way too curious about how it happened. Sure, we know that it must have been a "stupid thing," but what stupid thing did he do?