Here we have a picture of America incarnate. For real though. This dude looks like he voted for Trump while chugging a Budweiser with a bald eagle perched on his shoulder. I love his shirt too. What seemed like a good idea to you? The horrible neon color? At least he's easily visible, but that means that you could spot his bad fashion from space. That might work out for him considering he and his friend crashed their boat into some weeds and might need a rescue.
You're pretty much asking for it when you wear a shirt like that. The universe is too cruel. If you're wearing a shirt that says "nothing will go wrong today," the universe sees that and says "hold my beer." Then it crushes you like a bug and makes sure that someone with a camera is nearby to capture it all.