20. Beauty and the Beast (Black Diamond Edition) - Estimated Value $5000

20. Beauty and the Beast (Black Diamond Edition) - Estimated Value $5000

'Beauty and the Beast' is a story that teaches us that love can conquer all. It's also about a woman falling in love with a literal beast. Can you imagine what he really looks like in real life form? I know Belle looks banging in real life. You don't have to convince me of that. I've seen the girls who play her at Disneyland. Beast would look and smell horrible though. Just imagine what his man-parts would look like. It would look like a dog's red rocket. If he's anything like my dog, he won't be able to control when it comes out either.

Enough about the ugly part of the story. 'Beauty and the Beast' made me want to talk to my appliances and houseware. Sure, they never talked back, but that didn't stop my parents from putting me with a child therapist.

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Did You Know...

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Chefs made their way into celebrity land a while ago. But how many celebrities that weren’t trained as professional cooks are actually whizzes in the kitchen? Here are several that come to mind.

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Actress Julia Roberts is confident about her cooking skills. “I’m quite a good cook,” she told E! News. “I’m like a closet home ec teacher…I can really cook anything.” Roberts has said she often cooks fish for herself and her kids. And speaking of her three children, “They think that I’m a good cook,” Roberts told People. “They actually told me that I should open a restaurant.” She also relishes cooking for the holidays, particularly shredded Brussel sprouts. Roberts hasn’t published a cookbook, but we did find recipes attributed to her for peach crisp and banana hemp muffins. Or you can make the same summer salad the actress supposedly eats.

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Chrissy Teigen started off as a supermodel. Then her love of cooking filtered into her professional life too. At this point, she’s created recipes for a limited Blue Apron release and also just launched her own home and cooking line at Target named “Cravings,” after the two cookbooks she’s released. Teigen describes cooking as “a time of peace” for herself. So maybe peace out to her tuna melt sandwich or the fried chicken wings that are a favorite of her husband, John Legend.

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Lady Gaga, whose real name is Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, comes from a cooking Italian family. Her father started his own restaurant in New York and also published a cookbook. And apparently, Lady Gaga has inherited the family’s cooking genes. Her Instagram account occasionally features photos of her culinary activities. Sure, sometimes it’s topless cooking. But other times it’s more poignant like in the post she shared about her bringing food to the family of her dear friend who passed away. Want to try a Gaga/Germanotta family favorite? Check out her recipe for whole wheat pasta with a sweet fennel sauce.

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