Everything is wrong with this attempt at parking - literally everything. The vehicle is parked across four different spaces diagonally. It's not so much a parked car as an abandoned one. You simply can't be allowed to get away with this, even if you are living the kind of lifestyle where you can afford to drive a (formerly) beautiful red Mercedes.
If you've ever been on the kind of night out where you wake up covered in detritus, and you vaguely remember having a traffic cone on your head at some point, the car looks sort of relatable. It's as if it went for a big night out without its owner, and this is the end result. That might also explain why the parking is so woeful. We think there are eggs and flour mixed up in all that trash, so the owner is in a sticky situation!