Before we talk about Madonna's body, can we talk about her stand up? You're probably thinking that Madonna doesn't do stand up comedy. Google it and you won't be disappointed. Or maybe you will be? Just don't expect it to be traditionally "good."
When I think of Madonna's boobs I think of the big, sharp cones. You know the outfit I'm talking about. It's like she has two party hats covering her ta-tas. I'm sure that there are people who have enjoyed what's under those pointy cones, but I am not one of them. She should insure that gap in her teeth. Seriously that gap is more recognizable than her boobs. Think about how much more useful that would be to insure. She must go in for teeth cleaning or dental work. That's dangerous business.
Over the years, weve seen so many food trends come and go, such as ramen burgers, matcha, and spiked ice-cream. Nowadays, were seeing another trend making waves in the food industry. How many times today have you seen an Instagram photo of a scoop of black ice cream, or a cup of black yogurt, or hamburgers with black buns? Indeed, the charcoal trend has taken the world by storm.
So, what gives your latte that deep black shade? Activated charcoal, or coconut ash, is produced by heating coconut shells to insanely high temperatures until theyre burnt to a crisp. The ashes are then increased in size by steaming at high temperatures. Through this process, the ashes become a strong detoxifier, mostly because they become extra absorbent. This product may be purchased in pill form, and promises to alleviate hangovers, minimize the effects of food poisoning, and fight the visible signs of aging.
Activated charcoal is said to boost ones energy as a result of decreasing toxins in the body. However, no evidence proves that detoxifying can lead to increased energy. Also, while it can help cure a hangover, it doesnt necessarily remove alcohol from your blood. It is also said to aid in debloating your stomach because it cleanses your colon but again, this all anecdotal and isnt supported by scientific evidence as of yet. All we can say for sure is that it is a proven detoxifier.