1. Kim Kardashian (Buttocks) - $3 Million

If Kim Kardashian taught a business class I would be the first person to sign up. I don't care what college she teaches at. It could be Trump University for all I care. She's a money making machine. All because she knows what she's doing. You can criticize how she got her big start, but you can't deny that she's managed her fame incredibly well. The only thing I got out of my sex tape was a banned Youtube channel (the comments were hurtful but ultimately true).

I trust that Kim is smart enough to insure her butt, because that is one American treasure. It has taken many glorious shapes and sizes over the years, but no whatever what it's always A+. Even though Kim has transcended her booty, it's still important to take care of your assets. Pun intended.

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