I'm going to try something here. I don't know if it'll work given you can't hear me sing it, but here goes: Don't be confused by the butt that I got / I'm still-I'm still Jenny from the block / Used to have a little heiny / now I have a lot / No matter where I go I have a meaty tailbone. FIN. How was that? Sorry, but I can't help it. J. Lo has the type of booty that poets wrote sonnets for back in the years of old.
Jennifer Lopez is a triple-tier performer. She can dance, sing, and act, but as an added bonus she has the booty that destroys all other booties. There are some J. Lo fans who have probably never seen a single piece of art she's created, but they know the booty. That's worth the insurance.