David Beckham has somehow insured his entire body. I feel like that's cheating the system in some way. If there's one thing we're all going to have to let go of one day, it's our bodies. I didn't even know you could insure your entire body. I don't think I want to make that call to my insurance company. I'm a little scared of what they'd offer me. "I'd like to buy body insurance." / "Sir, we were sure you were already dead."
I do see the need to insure your body when you're a soccer player. If anything happens to any part of you, that could jeopardize things. Sometimes they won't even let you play if you have a hurt ear. That's ridiculous! There's another important reason to keep that body insured: Victoria Beckham. There are certain things one might want to do with their body when married to Victoria Beckham.