27. Pretty in Pink

27. Pretty in Pink

You can't expect all cats to want to dress up, just like you can't expect all cats to not want to dress up. Think about children going to church. There are children who hate dressing up in their finest clothes every Sunday. It's like you have to bribe them to do it. It's not torture, it's just a sundress. Then there are the kids who love getting dressed up for church. They are the weirdos you should stay away from.

This cat looks ready to praise the lord. That's her Sunday church outfit, but you should see her Saturday night going out outfit. That's when she sluts it up. Everyone deserves to slut it up every once in a while, especially cats. That's when they put on their cat eye makeup. They are very good at doing cat eye makeup. Who would have thought?

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Did You Know...

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To insure one’s house, one’s car or to underwrite a life insurance policy, that is common practice. But who would pay an insurance premium for his/her thumb, legs or smile? Stars, of course.

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At the top of the ranking are the legs of Mariah Carey, worth 810 million USD: The diva became, in 2006, the Gillette brand muse for the advertising campaign «Legs of a Goddess». She then took out an insurance policy with London Lloyds to protect her legs, a decision that is far from being insignificant. Among its customers, the London insurer then included several icons of music, such as Bob Dylan or Rod Stewart.

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David Beckham’s body insured for 195 million USD: European champion with Manchester United in 1999, David Beckham was in 2006 the most renowned footballer of the planet. In relation to his sporting activities, he took out an insurance cover for his legs. The huge amount paid for his insurance would reportedly exceed the 103 million USD disbursed by Real Madrid for the cover of Christiano Ronaldo in 2009. The fashion model would later extend his insurance cover to his entire body.

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15 million USD in insurance for Kim Kardashian’s curves: The curves of Kim Kardashian are her number one beauty asset. The reality TV star, who is crazy about plastic surgery, has underwritten an insurance policy worth 15 million USD to protect her famous butt.

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The culinary critic Egon Ronay assured his taste buds: The famous Hungarian culinary critic has insured his taste buds since 1957, for the amount of 400 000 USD. An original insurance policy which allows him to cover his sense of taste without which he will no longer be able to practice his job.

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