42. Now That's Sarcasm

42. Now That's Sarcasm

We suspect that this picture must have come from Britain - there's something very British about the sarcastic, demeaning tone that's been taken in lecturing this parking offender! We don't get to see their car to scale, so we have to take the author at their word, but it's not hard to understand why they'd be so upset.

If you have a small car, parking should be easy for you. There's plenty of space between the lines, and maneuvering into it shouldn't be a worry. Parking across two lines once - on a bad day - might be just about understandable. To do it regularly just tells everyone that you don't know how to park your car. When that happens, you find yourself winning prize certificates like this one, written by someone who's politely reached the limits of their patience.

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Did You Know...

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To insure one’s house, one’s car or to underwrite a life insurance policy, that is common practice. But who would pay an insurance premium for his/her thumb, legs or smile? Stars, of course.

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At the top of the ranking are the legs of Mariah Carey, worth 810 million USD: The diva became, in 2006, the Gillette brand muse for the advertising campaign «Legs of a Goddess». She then took out an insurance policy with London Lloyds to protect her legs, a decision that is far from being insignificant. Among its customers, the London insurer then included several icons of music, such as Bob Dylan or Rod Stewart.

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David Beckham’s body insured for 195 million USD: European champion with Manchester United in 1999, David Beckham was in 2006 the most renowned footballer of the planet. In relation to his sporting activities, he took out an insurance cover for his legs. The huge amount paid for his insurance would reportedly exceed the 103 million USD disbursed by Real Madrid for the cover of Christiano Ronaldo in 2009. The fashion model would later extend his insurance cover to his entire body.

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15 million USD in insurance for Kim Kardashian’s curves: The curves of Kim Kardashian are her number one beauty asset. The reality TV star, who is crazy about plastic surgery, has underwritten an insurance policy worth 15 million USD to protect her famous butt.

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The culinary critic Egon Ronay assured his taste buds: The famous Hungarian culinary critic has insured his taste buds since 1957, for the amount of 400 000 USD. An original insurance policy which allows him to cover his sense of taste without which he will no longer be able to practice his job.

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