6. I'm Not in Ukraine. In on A Crane

6. I'm Not in Ukraine. In on A Crane

If I was talking to someone and I asked, "what do you do for fun?" and they said, "I climb on top of cranes and take pictures" I'd slap them right in the face. It wouldn't even be by choice. It would just be my body's natural reaction from hearing something so ludicrous. After you snap that pic do you immediately upload it to the iCloud in case you fall and die?

I don't know if it's the lens or what, but this picture looks disturbingly high. Maybe it's the fact that it looks like the photographer is only standing on one foot. Maybe it's just that we didn't build cranes for humans to climb so this whole situation is ridiculous. Now, the big question is: did he climb that whole way or did he just grab on tight and let the crane do the work?

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Did You Know...

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To insure one’s house, one’s car or to underwrite a life insurance policy, that is common practice. But who would pay an insurance premium for his/her thumb, legs or smile? Stars, of course.

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At the top of the ranking are the legs of Mariah Carey, worth 810 million USD: The diva became, in 2006, the Gillette brand muse for the advertising campaign «Legs of a Goddess». She then took out an insurance policy with London Lloyds to protect her legs, a decision that is far from being insignificant. Among its customers, the London insurer then included several icons of music, such as Bob Dylan or Rod Stewart.

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David Beckham’s body insured for 195 million USD: European champion with Manchester United in 1999, David Beckham was in 2006 the most renowned footballer of the planet. In relation to his sporting activities, he took out an insurance cover for his legs. The huge amount paid for his insurance would reportedly exceed the 103 million USD disbursed by Real Madrid for the cover of Christiano Ronaldo in 2009. The fashion model would later extend his insurance cover to his entire body.

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15 million USD in insurance for Kim Kardashian’s curves: The curves of Kim Kardashian are her number one beauty asset. The reality TV star, who is crazy about plastic surgery, has underwritten an insurance policy worth 15 million USD to protect her famous butt.

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The culinary critic Egon Ronay assured his taste buds: The famous Hungarian culinary critic has insured his taste buds since 1957, for the amount of 400 000 USD. An original insurance policy which allows him to cover his sense of taste without which he will no longer be able to practice his job.

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